arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

(via borinq)

vegayta:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

(Source: helmofhades, via hecklerandkoch)

Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

urgentcum:

*tricks you into loving me*

(via confirmance)

silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

(Source: stigmartyr762, via littlemermac)

I think I have an addiction

I think I have an addiction

FaceQ

FaceQ

sir-white:

Crests of the Homestuck Aspects.

(via homestuck-arts)

sci-universe:

Tiny starfishes I captured in the aquariums of Artis Royal Zoo, Amsterdam

(via s-burb)

therealallecto:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning

(via homestucklings)

citrines-corner:

When your boss asks you to stay a few hours late.

tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

image

(via confirmance)

blackbanshee:

evolutionofafitgeek:

vejiga:

Cosplay Done Right

That boulder though

freaking out over the terminator 

(Source: naruchigotsu, via bibimagpie)